Rules on the pitch
red card replacement: clean the toilet-s, now!
in case of draw: ->penalty from kickoff-point, 15 second-s to get a goal to win your point.
Rules off the pitch
no pising in the pool
no beatles tapes
no disresspect to the QUEEN
dog-owner-s: the camping-site is inside a public bath
no dog-s allowed! Sorry!